"When does your ship leave, sailor?"
Heard recently in our house following a single half minute in which I blew my nose in my sleeve emitting a ginormous bugger and mound of snot onto my stomach and clothing and then let out a fart.
Labels: Fart Queen Stories
Boogers are most definitely more gross than farts. Then again, I'm the girl that counts how many steps a fart lasts during a run. My record? 15.
I can't believe he didn't just tackle you and take you right then and there. I mean seriously - that just SCREAMS sexy.